Summer safety tip

Hey gang. Not much going on. Just saying a quick hello to all [ about 5 of you] and wish everyone well.
Can't believe it's August already. I wanted to send this important tip about what not to do when you are swimming in the ocean. Now that I'm on the East Coast,in Jersey specifically, I've been noticing some terrible conduct while spending time at the beaches. People need to get the facts yo.

The number one rule when you are in the waters: Don't be an asshole.
If you are a jerk to others, you are most definitely going to be eaten by sharks. That's right. If you are a bully, or are annoying, or generally have a bad outlook on life the sharks will get you. They can smell your rotten attitude from miles away and will gobble you up. If you are an international spy Eurotrash accented villian , then you got no business being in the water. You might as well say goodbye to your secret lair and hidden diamonds because ol' "Bruce" will eat your ass.

See this video here, this is what I'm talking about. These idiots couldn't behave and they got eaten by a Megalodon which is a prehistoric shark, bigger than a Great White. These folks must have done something awful to resurrect an extinct creature like the mighty Megalodon.





So be careful. Be nice and don't swim right after you eat.