Turkish Star Wars
Well now that you've seen Chinese Pulp Fiction over at Steal This Blog, let me introduce you to the Turkish Star Wars film. I was given the dvd this morning and I watched this during my lunch hour. You can find all 10 parts on the Youtube site. This is part five, about half way through the film and at the 157th fight scene.
As you can see , actual SW footage was used in this alien bar scene. This sci fi film uses both SW and Raiders soundtrack throughout the film--and some Flash Gordon too I think.Never bothered to call Lucas or 20th Century Fox, did they?
There's no subtitles, so from what I can tell from it is that it's about two space pilots that crash land on a planet. I call them Starbuck & Apollo. They help out a village being terrorized by alien creatures and then there's this Ming the Merciless baddie out to stop them later on. A fun time waster.
Found out that there's a Turkish Star Trek and a Turkish E.T. too.
5 Comments:
It's the Karate scene that gives it it's "kick"...
hee hee hee
By JOHN DVI-VARDHANA, at 12:45 AM
I'm fresh out of Turkish Opium and black tar heroin so I'll have to wait to try to enjoy this, no doubt, incandescent mess of tandoori insanity.
Only on drugs will I be able to actually endure (let alone enjoy!) the process of clawing my own eyeballs out my skull in a vain attempt to make the images go away.
By TheOneTrueGuy, at 6:31 AM
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh! Just... watched... clip... without benefit of... ddrrruuuuuug-induced... lobotomy!
Must
kill
Keegs!
Seriously though, I was kinda okay with it until Turkey's answer to Miles O'Keefe got into it with Elmo-gone-ghetto on the set of Sigmund and the Sea Monsters.
And was that actually Pete Rose playing the role of Ming the Deceitfully Pretentious Son of a Bitch? Inspired casting if so!
I had to call it quits a bit after that, though. A shot of acetylene directly to the brain might numb it enough to watch the rest but I'm low on the stuff.
By TheOneTrueGuy, at 6:44 AM
Oh, man. Apollo and Starbuck is right. And that chick with the headband reminded me of a peroxided-out Pia Zadora.
By Lori, at 1:11 PM
...it's blood....
SON OF A BITCH!
By JOHN DVI-VARDHANA, at 2:27 AM
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