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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Winnie da Pooh has a star on the Walk of Fame. Meanwhile poor Eeyore is home alone, even more depressed.

C'mon, be honest. Eeyore's real problem (an understandable one, at that) is that his ass is held together with a tack!

Guy.

By Lori, at 11:44 PM
I'm surprised that no one in the publishing biz has approached Eeyore about a tell-all book about how things REALLY are in 100-acre wood.

By Lori, at 2:12 PM
" that his ass is held together with a tack!"

maybe Eeyore was such a miserable twerp no one wanted to pull out the painful tack.
Or.. Christopher Robin was a cruel hearted bastard who enjoyed his toys' suffering.

"..tell-all book about how things REALLY are in 100-acre wood."
E! True Hollywood Story:
Pooh's addiction to honey. Piglet's white trash
upbringing. Kanga's illegitimate son Roo. Tigger is clearly on speed. "Bouncy!Bouncy!bouncy!"
And Rabbit. Old, living by himself , gardening, and never married. Hmmm?

By kegn_15, at 7:55 PM
That's a Giant Muppet Sex toy

By JOHN DVI-VARDHANA, at 5:48 PM
yeah, I can't argue that

By kegn_15, at 8:39 PM