memorable quotes
Roman Guard: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Roman Guard: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner comes up]
Roman Guard: Crucifixion?
Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.
Roman Guard: What?
Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Prisoner: Yes.
Roman Guard: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner comes up]
Roman Guard: Crucifixion?
Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.
Roman Guard: What?
Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
posted by kegn_15 at
11:16 PM
2 Comments:
There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in.
-Jeff Lynn
NOT Lori.
By
Lori, at 5:39 AM
Here's my favorite from LoB:
STAN: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
STAN: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
By
Lori, at 8:52 AM
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